[House is being a terrible waster of water. He's tracing his pruned fingers across where Will had touched, sliding lower and... really finding a burning need to finish washing. Shouldn't waste soap. The doctor slicks his hand and washes his particulars more roughly than is his usual wont. Just a little unpleasant treatment to re-rail his thoughts... and calm those down to a company-appropriate position.]

Cameron would've been like Hale with a side of that chick who's with Quark now. She's niceness incarnate and has to fix every broken bird she finds. It's pathological. She'd probably have burned out and gone into the same force optimism shtick Hale's running to keep herself together. Chase'd try to make himself handy to everyone. Probably would've died without regular showers to keep his hair looking pretty. Foreman... probably would've thought this was hell, but he's used to dealing with that from me. Would've tried to do the information and organization thing. He's good with paperwork.