[Good! They're in agreement. They're going to huddle like manly men. Naked. In a couple of sleeping bags. It's fine. House is just going to focus on the first question for the time being. They can cross the 'who's playing big spoon' bridge when they get to it.

The answer is, of course, House is playing big spoon. Will is short as all hell and just feels small when you look at him. It probably has something to do with him pulling himself in to take up the smallest space possible.]

I'd be studying the effects of loud, continuous noise on the eardrum. Easier to do it with a fresh corpse than a living person. Those ones kick when you try to vivisect their ears.

[This is complete bullshit, but he could spin it.]