[network] @hotstud_xxx; Day 033 night; voice [open]

[rubikscomplex]

Any chance someone needs '9 Super Cute Ways to Update Your Back-to-School Style?' Oh, I like these. '10 Craziest Nail Polish Names.' Don't Pretzel My Buttons... Cute. [The way he says it might indicate to most people that he thinks it's anything but.] There's also a quiz in here if anyone's interested. 'Could You Be a Model?'

First question. Your friend wants to take a picture of you at a party. You:
A. Flash that pretty smile you've perfected in the mirror;
B. Stick out your tongue and try to make a silly face... since you're apparently incapable of just making a silly face and it requires effort for you; or
C. Reposition yourself to show off your 'good side.'

While we're waiting on replies and quiz results, anybody around here know what hides in vents and leaves little spot tracks in the dust about the circumference of a pen? Big ass spiders was my first guess, but no telltale scuttling. And I'm pretty sure we aren't anywhere near the rainforest, so it's probably not our old buddy Theraphosa blondi.

Guesses, anyone? Robot spiders would be pretty cool. Creepy as hell and upping my paranoia about ten times, but still cool.

And one last thing: I heard there's a doctor around here. Got time for a consult?