Hey, any chance you could tuck away one little piece of bacon for me? Or not so little? Can't make it but you did promise me a breakfast date like last year and I'm sure I've been missing out.
[ Sure, he also kind of definitively cancelled it via being a dick but you were A PRICKLY DEATH GODDESS at the time, so surely that doesn't count. Pls don't bring it up and maybe he won't either. ]
[ Also, spoilers, it's not for him. It's for Xanxus. Dude loves his meat. But having witnessed their exchange he's pretty sure his chances of actually acquiring bacon are astronomically higher if he claims it's for himself. It's not like anyone really knows they're travelling together at this point. ]
@superbia; text; day 383
[ Sure, he also kind of definitively cancelled it via being a dick but you were A PRICKLY DEATH GODDESS at the time, so surely that doesn't count. Pls don't bring it up and maybe he won't either. ]
[ Also, spoilers, it's not for him. It's for Xanxus. Dude loves his meat. But having witnessed their exchange he's pretty sure his chances of actually acquiring bacon are astronomically higher if he claims it's for himself. It's not like anyone really knows they're travelling together at this point. ]