[And for good reason, as far as House is concerned. This place has had a way of dragging out his personal life and the details thereof in an extremely public way, though. Perhaps it's a little easier to talk about for that. Cold comfort. He just smirks as Wilson returns the bump.]

Only for you. Unless your dying wish is for me to go and get laid, like, immediately, while thinking of you. I could- [He breaks off as he realizes what he just said and how that might sound.] Pretend that was at least 50% less gay.