"...story of my life, bro, except in space. But most of the time it's everyone else that doesn't get my jokes or what I'm trying to say?" There's another chuckle. "Guess it's pretty universal, huh?"

"Yeah!" It's like they're so connected, bro! "And it's like--why can't people be as cool as Humphrey Bogart in the Maltese Falcon or Indiana Jones or Han Solo or David Hasselhoff in Knight Rider or or or Kevin Bacon--"