"But I can take off my shirt if you wanna see the lines?" Peter shrugs.

"Okay, sure! Shard it over, and I'll give you some hair." Makes sense to him!

There's a scoff. "She seduced me! Well, I mean--it's understandable, I'm a dashing, handsome outlaw, she's a Duchess, it's meant to be. But yeah, it's on my record. Pretty vindictive royal family she's got there. Nobody would have found out about it if that stupid butler didn't come wandering in that morning. You know how embarrassing it is to be arrested while trying to put your clothes back on? To be fair, I managed my pants before they hauled me off."