Guilty as charged. [Is Beckett's first, quick and honestly thoughtless response to Tess. Of course she's the first god he's met, even in Norfinbury. That this is somehow strange to her is, well, telling.]

And I don't need to hear a pair of divine entities make it clear that their supposed custodianship of the world is, as kids these days say, a hot mess. Or an apocalypse, but here we are. [Not being let off the hook easily for anything, least of all divinity.] What is your role precisely, while I'm at it, Castiel, since I remember you mostly as a minor guardian or the Angel of Saturn? And you, Tess of the 'Wayward'?