[ That will get them both a slightly flat look, because even if this didn't stink of an attempt to convince him something was worth more than it actually was, Squalo's not particularly keen on getting drugs from strangers and consuming them. That's a recipe for disaster. ]

Did I hear him say "razor" just now? That was my second pick. I can do without becoming a poster boy for "Sexy Wizard" look.

[ Just because he likes his lack of pigmentation doesn't mean he's not aware how ridiculous he'd look with a beard. ]