Harley Quinn (
clowngirl) wrote in
snowblindrpg2018-01-24 06:26 pm
[network] @clowncutie92; video; Day 323; Seriously [open]
[It's early, but the video looks dark, the room being filmed swathed in black and red. The view quickly rotates around the area, showing the strange insides of what appears to have been a funeral home. The symbol of the prophet can be seen everywhere. Eventually, the camera lands on a painted, masked face.]
I think... I think I died? I woke up downstairs with the stiffs.
[Usually, this is where Harley would insert a joke. Possibly several. However, with her death price being the loss of her sense of humor, there's absolutely nothing she finds funny about having just died. In fact, she frowns a little at the camera and takes off her domino mask.]
Sorry, I-- I look ridiculous, don't I? I mean, I kinda like that I match the drapes and the furniture 'round here -- [She pulls down her jester cowl and shakes her blonde hair free.] -- but what did I see in this get-up? It's so... impractical and I've been shleppin' 'round like this? Yeesh. What was I thinkin'? Now I gotta get all this greasepaint off and I bet the water here is freezin' 'cause the conditions here are terrible and the morgue can't be no diff'rent though maybe it would be if the rest of the buildin' didn't look so darn creepy but it's a funeral home so I guess it's s'posedta look a li'l creepy but eyes everywhere, really?
[Someone is also dealing with level three mania as an exposure effect, so she can't help but wordvomit a mile a minute.]
So does anybody know where I am?
I think... I think I died? I woke up downstairs with the stiffs.
[Usually, this is where Harley would insert a joke. Possibly several. However, with her death price being the loss of her sense of humor, there's absolutely nothing she finds funny about having just died. In fact, she frowns a little at the camera and takes off her domino mask.]
Sorry, I-- I look ridiculous, don't I? I mean, I kinda like that I match the drapes and the furniture 'round here -- [She pulls down her jester cowl and shakes her blonde hair free.] -- but what did I see in this get-up? It's so... impractical and I've been shleppin' 'round like this? Yeesh. What was I thinkin'? Now I gotta get all this greasepaint off and I bet the water here is freezin' 'cause the conditions here are terrible and the morgue can't be no diff'rent though maybe it would be if the rest of the buildin' didn't look so darn creepy but it's a funeral home so I guess it's s'posedta look a li'l creepy but eyes everywhere, really?
[Someone is also dealing with level three mania as an exposure effect, so she can't help but wordvomit a mile a minute.]
So does anybody know where I am?

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