["Hooky-horn" is pretty evocative. The second takes a moment, the gesture not immediately clear, but there's only one other female troll who's been here to his knowledge.]

I dunno about troll standards, but she's the reason I'm like this.

[He motions at his everything with the hand not holding his tupperware container. Orange, feathery, lacking legs.]

Indirectly, but whatever, root cause for the shit that led to it.