[What the heck is he hearing. Davesprite looks down to observe the jeans when indicated, which doesn't really help the rest make sense.]

If I were an angel, doing dumb, pointless things like that would be first on my roster, but seriously? This Lucifel-not-Lucifer guy personally time travels a pair of blue jeans back to clothe your ancient legs so you don't harsh his style and turns you into the bane of barbers along the way?