[... "Baseline." What the fuck.]

I'm not even going to question how that works across multiple universes' definitions of "augmentation." That's just fucking stupid.

[Especially if they're supposed to solve the mysteries of this place, but then... the admin obviously doesn't give a shit. So there's that.]

[He sighs.]

We'll figure it out or we'll die horribly trying, but at least there's pancakes. Even if we don't have any syrup.