I'm forty-seven, Curls. And let's see. There was Cissnei. Red-head. Hot. Wore a suit. Little fire-cracker. Hale. She's still around. Blonde's aren't my favorite. She's been around the block a few times here, though. I'm not looking for sloppy doctor seconds from Epps. Temple. Now she was a babe. Got all kinds of handsy with me. [While she was patching up the lacerations to his face...] And then there was Miri... She was sex on two legs, man. The bod', the attitude. Then her girlfriend turns up and suddenly it's 'Oh, House, I can't. I'm bi, but my bae.

[Some of this might be exaggeration. In fact, most of it is.]