[That gets a long silence and a flat look. When he speaks, his tone is bitter and downright mean.]

You are a cripple. Or would you prefer 'differently abled'? Maybe 'handicapable'? Which bullshit P.C. term makes you feel better about the fact that the incompetent idiots in charge of fixing you screwed up so badly you ended up running off to ask the Buddha for help when you ran out of real options.