my dad was cloned from my dad by means of trying to technologically summon him from the past at a point that would cause a paradox so instead the result was a pile of goo containing his genetics which then turned into my dad as a baby via science equipment and then that baby went back into the past on a meteor and landed on earth and became the same guy who later failed to get summoned because time paradox except he called himself my bro and also my 13 year old friend pushed the buttons for the process his grandma (his mom) my other friends grandpa (her dad) and my sisters mom (her mom) were also cloned this way and the four of us were made by mixing the slime together johns grandma + jades grandpa = john and jade my bro + roses mom = me and rose which we also didnt learn about until that age also all sent back on meteors to the past btw this was part of a video game we played that ended the world except not just on the screen or virtual but actually real i got turned into a sprite which is like the npc guide for the player through a long story that involves time travel but im not going into that today but all of us got powers like wind time magic explosions and hella op space junk also i can watermark the sky with my face its pretty cool but our game session went hella wrong for complex reasons relating to approximately a fuckbillion stable time loops railroading us to failure one of the time loops involves the bunny from con air and jades grandson several also involve aliens from another universe which it turns out were the ones who made our universe spoilers the universe is a giant frog slash was a giant frog because it died thanks to an overpowered dog demon so we did something called a scratch which basically did a hard reset on everything meaning that now theres a version of the universe where instead of US playing the game our guardians did instead i just got a three year trip on a flying golden boat across some mystery part of reality i still dont understand to the new session but also that timeline was bad somehow? so my friend john somehow learned to time travel with wind i think and went back and fixed it even though time is totally my domain granted i dont know how the fuck he learned to time travel anyway because thats from the future after i got here and there was another timeline where the original version of him and me died but they won the game and made a new universe also in the background youve got like tentacled eldritch space calamari a big green skull demon trying to destroy reality itself an afterlife made of bubbles that you can visit in your dreams if your dream self is dead oh yeah every person who plays the game has an extra self called a dream self that is supposed to be awake on the moon of one of two planets prospit or derse though they take a while to wake up the first time and youre just your dream self while you sleep unless like your regular body dies and you get revived into your dream selfs body but then you can also die on these things called quest beds that make you something called god tier and grants conditional immortality all my friends in my session got that also one of my friends got combined with her omnipotent pet dog through shenanigans involving her sprite her dream self and god tiering enjoy
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by means of trying to technologically summon him from the past at a point that would cause a paradox
so instead the result was a pile of goo containing his genetics
which then turned into my dad as a baby via science equipment
and then that baby went back into the past
on a meteor
and landed on earth
and became the same guy who later failed to get summoned because time paradox
except he called himself my bro
and also my 13 year old friend pushed the buttons for the process
his grandma (his mom) my other friends grandpa (her dad) and my sisters mom (her mom) were also cloned this way
and the four of us were made by mixing the slime together
johns grandma + jades grandpa = john and jade
my bro + roses mom = me and rose
which we also didnt learn about until that age
also all sent back on meteors to the past
btw this was part of a video game we played that ended the world
except not just on the screen or virtual but actually real
i got turned into a sprite which is like the npc guide for the player through a long story that involves time travel but im not going into that today
but all of us got powers like wind time magic explosions and hella op space junk
also i can watermark the sky with my face its pretty cool
but our game session went hella wrong for complex reasons relating to approximately a fuckbillion stable time loops railroading us to failure
one of the time loops involves the bunny from con air and jades grandson
several also involve aliens from another universe
which it turns out were the ones who made our universe
spoilers the universe is a giant frog
slash was a giant frog because it died thanks to an overpowered dog demon
so we did something called a scratch which basically did a hard reset on everything
meaning that now theres a version of the universe where instead of US playing the game our guardians did instead
i just got a three year trip on a flying golden boat across some mystery part of reality i still dont understand to the new session
but also that timeline was bad somehow?
so my friend john somehow learned to time travel with wind i think and went back and fixed it even though time is totally my domain
granted i dont know how the fuck he learned to time travel anyway because thats from the future after i got here
and there was another timeline where the original version of him and me died but they won the game and made a new universe
also in the background youve got like
tentacled eldritch space calamari
a big green skull demon trying to destroy reality itself
an afterlife made of bubbles that you can visit in your dreams if your dream self is dead
oh yeah every person who plays the game has an extra self called a dream self that is supposed to be awake on the moon of one of two planets prospit or derse though they take a while to wake up the first time
and youre just your dream self while you sleep unless like
your regular body dies and you get revived into your dream selfs body
but then you can also die on these things called quest beds that make you something called god tier and grants conditional immortality
all my friends in my session got that
also one of my friends got combined with her omnipotent pet dog through shenanigans involving her sprite her dream self and god tiering
enjoy