[Yeah, still fuckin' weird. Davesprite keeps on floating forward until he's hovering in a spot before him. At least he doesn't have to worry about a wet floor to slip on.]

I dunno, how many orange bird dudes do you smack into walls on the regular? Here I thought I was the only half-crow in your life, but now my heart's all full of doubt.

[He holds his hand out.]

Lucky for you I'm the loyal one in this operation. Get up and I'll help you. My brain's telling me you're the Prophet now, and I've got invisible monsters I need to steal from.