[Okay, he opened himself up to that one, particularly since the goatee isn't all that well trimmed these days. Hasn't been trimmed at all since he got here, actually, and isn't likely to be any time soon. At least Sherlock isn't questioning how they came to be talking to one another.]
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You realize you just insulted your own chin?
[Ages him, ugh, shut your stupid schoolboy face.]