[It's a knee jerk reaction, his frustration over talking past each other making him snap at what he hears as a dismissal of experiences about which he's deliberately not informed Davesprite (or anyone else) anyhow.
Stupid of him. He takes a deep breath, reorients. He can and he will parrot this back.]
The four of you were raised by a total of four guardians. At some point in your timeline your friend John accessed a machine that could theoretically transport -- sorry, transportalize -- a person from another point in time, but when he used it to target your guardians it gave him slime instead to prevent a paradox. The machine used that slime to create babies, then to create more babies from a mixture of the original genetic components, and you and your guardians were sent back in time on meteors to Earth, presumably with your guardians arriving a few decades before you did.
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[It's a knee jerk reaction, his frustration over talking past each other making him snap at what he hears as a dismissal of experiences about which he's deliberately not informed Davesprite (or anyone else) anyhow.
Stupid of him. He takes a deep breath, reorients. He can and he will parrot this back.]
The four of you were raised by a total of four guardians. At some point in your timeline your friend John accessed a machine that could theoretically transport -- sorry, transportalize -- a person from another point in time, but when he used it to target your guardians it gave him slime instead to prevent a paradox. The machine used that slime to create babies, then to create more babies from a mixture of the original genetic components, and you and your guardians were sent back in time on meteors to Earth, presumably with your guardians arriving a few decades before you did.