I was mauled by a bear as a small child. [It's a blatant lie, but it's told absolutely straight-faced, confident. If it weren't in the current context, it might even be believable.] Aren't you supposed to be walking? Move, Old Man Winter.

There's reasonable doubt for everything here. It's why we've got a dozen different theories. They're piece-mealing us info, and even that's suspect, at best. Being pulled out of our bodies isn't common, but it's happened before. People have been possessed, and there was a night when no one remembered anything, but we call got shuffled around in the houses.