[Hmm. This person is taking this awfully personal for a strange abandoned doll.]

Garbage? I don't know about garbage. Obviously whoever left it here cared enough about it to put it with their other toys. You're aware I didn't make it, right? If you're meaning to insult the craftsmanship...

I don't see why we can't try your idea, at least. We'll just have to find more dolls, of one kind or another, first.