1. watson didn't know about the bullet wound he might buy whatever bullshit story you're feeding him but you don't get shot in the lower chest and not show signs of it and he sounds like he saw you well enough to notice the signs
2. you knew what i was threatening earlier let's not pretend you didn't or you'd have asked some sort of clarification or impressed me with your deductions and how much of an idiot i am we both know deflection, kid
3. show me the wound bandage off if you won't i'll have to assume it's the same reason you won't take it off for your boyfriend they don't stitch up dead guys and you wouldn't have had time between moriarty "shooting" you and your little stunt which it sounds like you're trying to claim
[House is a bad person to have public conversations around, Sherlock. He's not nice like Watson.]
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1. watson didn't know about the bullet wound
he might buy whatever bullshit story you're feeding him
but you don't get shot in the lower chest and not show signs of it
and he sounds like he saw you well enough to notice the signs
2. you knew what i was threatening earlier
let's not pretend you didn't
or you'd have asked some sort of clarification
or impressed me with your deductions and how much of an idiot i am
we both know deflection, kid
3. show me the wound
bandage off
if you won't
i'll have to assume it's the same reason you won't take it off for your boyfriend
they don't stitch up dead guys
and you wouldn't have had time between moriarty "shooting" you and your little stunt
which it sounds like you're trying to claim
[House is a bad person to have public conversations around, Sherlock. He's not nice like Watson.]