I'm so sorry for everyone who's woken up here, I know it's scary and you probably have a lot of questions. I know it won't help with everything, but there's a guide that might help with at least some of the information.

[And then there's a link to this guide.]

If you have any other questions, or you need help with anything at all, my name is Alphonse Elric and I'd be happy to try and help.