Dude. Bring up dating Kunsel again and I'll be the one biting you. I already told you it's not happening no matter how much you freaking ship it!

[ Poke poke. That's what you're doing, Beckett. You're shipping things. For shame. ]

The rest of that sounds okay, though. Something to look forward to while I finish growing my hair out. Does Vampire hair grow? You're going to have to teach me so many things.

[ And he'll have to stick with her for those five-to-ten years, too. Oh no. HORRORS. ]