[The day Davesprite learns Daffy Duck is real is the day he gives up on any concept of sense and logic in the universe whatsoever, and it's already pretty tenuous.]

Huh. Full admission time: when I first met you, you seemed like kind of a dumb guy with bad hair, but I was probably being unfair when all you had to go off was a bunch of obtuse bird squawks, stupid doodles, and gestures to go off of. That actually sounds useful.

[Pause.]

Still doesn't explain the hair, though.

[Sorry, Sora, but he's been wondering for two days and he has to ask.]