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[awwnoun]

No, that's not what I - okay, never mind. [ Maybe he shouldn't get into the whole... future thing. A beat, and then, lamely: ] So uh. You doing okay here? After a month? I don't know if you're like, a civilian.

[redrooms]

Well. That's something.

[So he's lying. He said she wouldn't like it, but everything went fine. She'll file that away for later.]

Where are you?

[awwnoun]

[ Welp. Clint likes her already. ]

Yeah. Yeah, I'm with you there. [ He's grinning again. ] Alright, how 'bout this. You figure out how to get me a pair of gloves, and I'll owe you one. Anything, even if it's small. Even if it's just a conversation.

[awwnoun]

Nah. I'm the token regular guy on the team full of superpowered guys in spandex. [ He shrugs. ] I can shoot pretty damn well. I don't miss. As... you could probably guess by the name, I guess. Sort of. It's implied.

What about you?

[devoutish]

Mm, yeah, back at home, right? I'm gonna get eased into it at home. Not like here.

I was a soldier. That doesn't mean I'm used to this.

[But he sounds like he's doing okay, at least.]

[awwnoun]

[ Clint bristles at that. He still gets finicky over having to take orders, as much as he loves the guys like brothers. ]

Why should I take orders from you? You're not Cap. [ Clint. ] You know what might be a novel concept? Us working together without you being all condescending.

@gardenGnostic; text

[eclecticbassist]

[ Oh my god is no one else worried about the guy who's probably going to die of hypothermia???? You people are animals. ]

oh nooo! :(
youll have to improvise for now but it is really important to cover up!!
you are probably in a house so there might be some blankets or something lying around

[definingfuture]

[Yup. Making Clint mad feels loads better. Wow, what a mess.]

You're right. I'm not. But I'm here and I just so happen to be the one with actual knowledge of dimensional travel and how it works. Unless you suddenly became the expert without telling anyone. Please, go right ahead. If you think you've got it, then I'm game for a little amusement.

[Natasha is going to yell at him. This is Clint. They're friends. Or were. He knows better than to act like this.]

[awwnoun]

[ Oooh, Clint knows he's in trouble. That's her I know you're lying voice. ]

I'm still not sure. I can see the school, I've figured out.

[lacecase]

Well, you've sure got yourself a deal there, Mister.

[She'll have to think very long and carefully about what small thing she wants. Maybe she'll ask if she can touch his butt! Or maybe she should get to know him better first, just in case that's offensive.]

How 'bout I message you when I got them made, and I'll give you a call?

[drboom]

WELL I DONT NEDD MORE THAN THAT

HAnG ON

[He could just explain, but this way would be faster and easier. In a minute his video flicks on to a shaking camera following him around as he hobbled his way around the room trying to keep warm. He gave her a lopsided grin as he waved his robotic hand at the camera.]

G'day!

[He'll stop for a minute with his pacing to pan the camera down to his legs as well, then back up. There is a lot of problems with Junkrat, the most noticeable one being that he was wearing the coat. It wasn't buttoned up though and he had nothing on underneath it besides a chest harness.]

Like what you see? [Just casually waggling his eyebrows cackling at you, Fiona.]

[redrooms]

In which direction?

[plundering]

Ugh. Pass. You know you're supposed to button the coat, right?

[awwnoun]

I found socks! [ :D ] So... now I have double the socks. That's better than it was.

[awwnoun]

You know how I said I wasn't mad at you? I just changed my mind.

[ Clint is actually five years old, apparently. ] What's your problem? Are you seriously - are you mad because I wasn't mad? What's your deal?

[dravanicide]

Quite the extreme for you then. Poor fortune, that.

[He's never heard of Straya, but he's never heard of a lot of places people are from.

Also what in the hells is lol supposed to be? He's never seen that word before...]

If you need any advice on staying warm and surviving the biting cold, I am well acquainted with such.

[awwnoun]

I have no idea which way is north, so...

[drboom]

I DNT SEE WHY IT CANT BE

[definingfuture]

[Clint may be five, but Tony is goading him just because he can't help himself, which really just proves what a pathetic case he is. He's bristling at the comparison; the knowledge he'll never be good enough.]

Who said I was mad? I'm offering you a compromise.

[This is going well. He never meant for it to end up like this.]

That's what people do, you know. They compromise.

[redrooms]

[She lets out a long-suffering sigh. She loves you, Clint. Really, she does.]

Is there anything written on the walls? What does the house look like?

[awwnoun]

Yeah, this sort of stuff takes some getting used to. [ Clint seems pretty casual about all of this, but mostly, he's just used to crazy shit. He got set on fire and then got better a few weeks back. Landing in a weird winter wasteland is kind of small fry. ]

You were a solider? Like World War soldier? Wow.

Hey, I know it's probably stupid sounding, but uh. Thanks. For... your service? Okay, no, I was right, it sounds stupid when I put it that way. But it takes a hell of a man to get through any sort of war, so.

[devoutish]

The Great War. Yes.

[Which he also knows is the first world war by now, but.]

Yeah, I've been back home for four years.

[drboom]

I LIKE U 2




WOT U MEAN BY BATCH M8

[awwnoun]

There's nothing on the walls. It's a normal house? The second floor has books everywhere, though. Half of them are on the floor.

[redrooms]

Are there any snow walls nearby? Anything else recognizable? We're south of the school at the moment, and I think we can get to you by tonight if we know where you are.