[Oh, Jesus Christ, Wilson. On the one hand, having ammonia and bleach is useful. On the other, he'd really rather not give that to the clown. The Joker hadn't looked through Quark and Luna's things, so House can hope he's just the lucky guy the Joker's decided to make his pet. Oh, joy.]

I'd believe it, but if we're talking clinic, the naughty nun was way more fun.

[That's mostly just to get the Joker's focus off the ammonia and bleach.]

And we want something even more interesting, how about we talk about that time America beat the crap out of you? I still haven't heard the full, gory details. I'm a horror movie guy. Call it academic interest.

[Call it also distracting by being petulant.]