Yes, hey! [The message is perhaps a bit too enthusiastic, which Charles immediately tries to suppress by clearing his throat.]

I have no idea who you are, but I'm feeling pretty distinctly like I've missed something very fucking important.

[He even spent part of yesterday reading that stupid guide and everything... But then he spent most of the day so far trying in vain to dismantle his shelter with a hatchet, so hey, maybe he missed something after all.]

Does this shit happen often, or?