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snowblindrpg2016-05-25 04:48 pm
harlequinofhate) wrote in snowblindrpg2016-05-25 04:48 pm
[network] @gravedigger; video; morning 121 [open]
[Joker sends out another feed this morning. It's him sitting at a table somewhere, it's too dark to tell where. He's wearing a wide-brimmed hat adorned in flowers and feathers and his eyes are closed, his chin resting in the palm of one hand.
He holds this position for about a minute before he lifts his free hand, five fingers spread wide, then brings down his thumb. Then a finger. Then another, counting down...
2
1...
He opens his eyes and waves both hands at the camera.]
JAZZ HANDS!
Imagine, if you would, a hundred fiery explosions igniting the atmosphere in all the prettiest colors you can think of.
[He coughs raggedly into his fist.]
Or don't.
I don't care.
But we should still throw a party. I'll bring snacks.
Aaanyhoo...you can all go back to whatever it is you had going on now.
[A pause.]
Most of you failed my little experiment, by the way. HAHAH!
Toodles!
[He turns off the tablet.]
He holds this position for about a minute before he lifts his free hand, five fingers spread wide, then brings down his thumb. Then a finger. Then another, counting down...
2
1...
He opens his eyes and waves both hands at the camera.]
JAZZ HANDS!
Imagine, if you would, a hundred fiery explosions igniting the atmosphere in all the prettiest colors you can think of.
[He coughs raggedly into his fist.]
Or don't.
I don't care.
But we should still throw a party. I'll bring snacks.
Aaanyhoo...you can all go back to whatever it is you had going on now.
[A pause.]
Most of you failed my little experiment, by the way. HAHAH!
Toodles!
[He turns off the tablet.]