And according to the possessed people, this is summer. Best time of the year to be in Alaska. Probably.
Well, I think we've got the lizard people theory - they're our actual overlords living just underground - might've been the Lockerbie Bomber, or lighting manufacturers. Maybe this whole thing is an experiment to show people just how much they rely on electricity. Deregulate or you'll all suffer at the snowpocalypse! That, or the Big Oil's really bent on pushing this whole 'global warming is a myth' thing.
Maybe it's everything. Who knows? Where's Dan Rather for a 60 Minutes exclusive and in-depth look when you need him?
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Well, I think we've got the lizard people theory - they're our actual overlords living just underground - might've been the Lockerbie Bomber, or lighting manufacturers. Maybe this whole thing is an experiment to show people just how much they rely on electricity. Deregulate or you'll all suffer at the snowpocalypse! That, or the Big Oil's really bent on pushing this whole 'global warming is a myth' thing.
Maybe it's everything. Who knows? Where's Dan Rather for a 60 Minutes exclusive and in-depth look when you need him?