[network|text] @prettypinkflowers; ic meme time ; Day 246 [open]

[lacecase]

Hello everyone! I'm sorry if this seems kind of like an odd time for a game...I know a lot of people probably won't be in the mood, but I was hoping that some people might want to play with me? I'm trying to, like, get my mind off of what just happened. I know I could really use the distraction.

[So, it goes to serve that maybe some other people will, too. She just hopes nobody will get offended--like she said, it's an odd time. But, well, sometimes something lighthearted is just what you need to chase away the horror. It's worth a shot.]

I was thinking we could play some rounds of f/m/k
which stands for fuck, marry, kill (sorry for swearing!!!)

The whole idea is that you give three names, and you have to assign one to each name, who would you choose for each one. It's all just fun! It can be really challenging depending on what names you decide! I'll start, but let me know if you have any questions okay?

Oh! And if you're involving anyone younger, how about a tamer version of kiss, pinky promise, punch?

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@standardissue; text

[deus_ex_phs]

Kiss: Al. Helmetheads of a feather, and all that.

Pinkie promise: Well, Karkat and I are already book buddies.

Punch: You. I think you're tough enough to take me on.

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[quadrangle]

SPEAKING OF, I'M NOT SURE YOU WANT ME TO SEND THE NEW BOOKS I PICKED UP BUT HERE THEY ARE ANYWAY.

[And here he'll send a picture of "Slammed in the Butt by My Eight Alternate Egos," "Slammed Hard in the Butthole by the Theory of Multiple Existing Timelines," "Deep Sea Monster Lawyers Pounding My Butt," and "Butt-Ravaging Narwhals from Space Ravaging My Butt," ridiculous covers and all.]

EXCEPT ONE OF THEM IS UNAVAILABLE FOR CAUSE OF DEATH BY PURGING FIRE AND ANOTHER ONE IS A PRESENT FOR A FRIEND.

[deus_ex_phs]

Wow. I'm guessing you either found one person's fetish stash, or there were a lot of people here obsessed with butts.

[There's a long pause, and then...]

What the hell. I haven't found any books at all recently. I'll take whichever ones you're willing to screen capture for me.

[Boredom is a terrible thing.]

[quadrangle]

IT WAS ALL FROM THE SAME BUILDING AS THE OTHERS, SO WHO KNOWS.
AND ALRIGHT, I'LL SEND ALONG... WHATEVER, I GUESS I'LL SURPRISE YOU.

[deus_ex_phs]

Surprise me with one that has anything remotely resembling a plot.

[The tongue-in-cheek there should be fairly obvious, what with the titles those books all have.]

[quadrangle]

PRETTY SURE YOU'RE BOUND TO BE DISAPPOINTED THEN BUT I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

[deus_ex_phs]

Ouch. And here I thought I was starting off with low enough expectations to avoid any disappointment.

But alright, barring plot, I'll take whichever one has the greatest entertainment value. Something I can scar my friends with.

[quadrangle]

BUTT RAVAGING NARWHALS IT IS.

[deus_ex_phs]

Excellent~ I'll look forward to it, Karkat.

[spoileralert]

WOW RUDE I'm punching you back, see if I don't

[deus_ex_phs]

I'd expect no less.

But don't call it rude. Consider it a compliment! I picked you for my sparring partner, after all.

[spoileralert]

No I know what it is. I intimidate you. It's a perfectly natural response.

[deus_ex_phs]

Considering the fact that females in any species tend to be deadlier than the males? I'd be stupid to pretend otherwise.

[spoileralert]

damn straight we are, lionesses all the way

@Mnemosyne; voice

[bookofnope]

I don't know, Stephanie, he did just say you are tougher than a two meter suit of armour.

voice

[spoileralert]

Isn't that kind of a given, though?

voice

[bookofnope]

Well, Al is a little squishy, in certain regards...

voice

[spoileralert]

He's downright soft. And very susceptible to guilt trips.

voice

[bookofnope]

Good thing he's not the one that has to do the punching.

voice

[spoileralert]

Of course, I can always take care of it for him if he needs it.

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[deus_ex_phs]

No offense to Al, of course. Bet he'd even agree.

voice

[bookofnope]

Oh, between them I'd much prefer to punch Al. Not as a question of toughness - he's just less likely to punch back.

[deus_ex_phs]

On the other hand, he doesn't need to punch back. Punching him would probably hurt a lot.

[bookofnope]

It's only a question of technique. Never fought anyone in plate armour before? I have tips.

[deus_ex_phs]

I've fought people in plate armor before. Just, I had advantages I don't have now.

[Or rather, enhancements that have since been neutralized.]

I could still manage, I'm sure, but punches don't always land where you want.